You never realized that your best friend set you up, did you? She was the one who made sure we met at that bar. She was the one who let me know when you were at your most fertile. And she was the one who shredded that diaphragm you think is keeping you safe right now.
I guess you really shouldn’t have stolen her boyfriend all those years ago. Revenge is a bitch, and so is your best friend.
Nice revenge tale, Siliconeros. :)